Wait! One more! It's like a music video for Mountain Dew.

Transformers 2 is the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelled. It's sound affects over shitty computer illustrated animation over skanky bronzeration over one young, Jew-ish kid who's just trying to seem natural in a world made of green screen and 12 second snippets of the worst music I've ever avoided hearing. I won't even mention the ghettobots. It's like a seven layer dip of masturbatory waste.

And the creators are all rich.

And I am not.

I should have listened to Saville. He said he'd rather go to bed.