Today, I clean my house and do some light role-playing.







See? I'm white-trash jailbait.

Recipe:

2 Drag Queens (one convincing, one mannish, both awkward as fuck)
64 Wigs
1 tsp of Tarantino References
A budget that is greater than the my AGI for the last four years combined

Mix well. Enjoy with a large dose of Thanks, America. You sure know how to pick em.

So fucking obvious

How'd I miss this before? Amber Rose is the Svedka vodka sexbot. Fucking duh.



P.S.



I know. I would.

It's been a second

since I mentioned my flickr.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/pushymaprize/


P.S. The dick shoes have nothin to do with nothin. Just like em. Might lick em. Jk.

Skipped school today.
Decided I'm moving to Toronto.
Tomorrow.
Lots to do before then.


I'll start by getting stoned?

Jesjit Gill

Her name is Alex Mack

Sproingo