Help!

I need a break. I need a housekeeper. I need coffee and a snack and a vacation and someone to do my homework.

And wallpaper.

I'm perusing right now. My room WILL be two lovely shades of peach. Which of these wallpapers should I choose?

Flowers?


Gold Foil?


Pretty birdies?


Sexy naked lady?


Or my personal fav-- foil roosters?!


What say you??

Dear RG--

Here's a good place to propose to me. You know, whenever.

The Yellow Treehouse Restaurant

Auckland, New Zealand

If you really loved me...

...you'd build me one of these. Who wants to move to Portland/Austin/somewhere woodsy with me?