Smeh

It's no Kanye at the VMA's but these are some photos of things.

The Standard Hotel
Ruining Good Music for Me Since 2007

Please?

Someone buy me this bed or at least show me how to become a master reupholsterer in like a week.




(bed from chaircouture)


Thanks.

I wish

Wish I had long, straight hair like a Japanese woman.

Wish I had a house on the beach.

Wish my powers of telekinesis would kick in already.

Wish I didn't have to work every fucking Saturday night so I could go to this:

Okay?

Teaching Myself to Draw Part 3

And in case this is weird out of context:




P.S. One day, we'll all awaken our red-wig-wearin' inner Congradulashayla and the revolution will begin.

Something

Last night I dreamt of flying
I swear the air was sweet
And when I awoke the air was stale
And tasted of defeat.