Cards I do not (often) pull:
*The race card
*The woman card

Cards I will pull when accosted by homeless men, my bosses, the teachers at my kid's school:
*The single mother card.

A real-life conversation:
"My car broke down. Can you spare a couple dollars so I can get some gas?"
"Sorry man."
"Really? You don't have any change?"
"Fuck, dude. I'm a single mom. I just bought Burger King with a credit card. Leave me be, please."

Dirt don't hurt

Things:
*This is not my fav DP song. Not by a long shot.
*This post is mostly for my Schnarfy. (Did you see their hoods???)
*I like awkward white girl Supremes-like choreography.
*I like trees.

I thought you'd like this.

Was I right?

I'm trying to decide what today's focus should be. I was thinking it would be The Completion of Tasks Left Undone or maybe How To Be the Ball. Now I'm thinking something more along the lines of Just Don't Do Nothing Because of the Rain and Your Own Apathy.

Silly With Straight Faces

Isn't that a wonderful title? I made it up. It will be my new album or my new novel. I'll let you know. I thought of it when I was watching this video and thinking 'I like people who act silly with straight faces.'


Karl Blau. Do you want to be friends?

Stoned to the bone

Dan Deacon is really weird.

I like him.

I'm ticklish right here: