My Spirit, Animal Style

Halloween. It's upon us. What will I be? In staying with my theme of woodland creatures, I was thinking something like this:

or this:

or even this:


Then I stumbled upon this website, www.northfur.ca/ which may as well be called somepeopletakethingstoofar.com. Not to be confused with girlswithflattops.com which is not really a website, but should be. Anyway, here's some of the horror:

What is this????




Why is it that costumes that are meant to look like fun friendly animals end up looking so much scarier than scary costumes? I'd rather end up in an abandoned elevator shaft with Chucky, Jason, Mrs. Gorf, and an army of rapists in that ghost mask from Scream than this guy and his blatant disregard for all things cute:


Gross.