I fall to pieces.

I am getting sick again. This is bullshit.




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What is not bullshit? NYE was legit. I didn't see everyone, but some people saw everything, if you know what I mean. Here's some free association about said last day of the year:

Champagne
Peter-Pan-haircut-having-bitch
Overly hoe-like dancing in the windows of said Peter Pan's house
Bernard the elf
Barefoot walks
The psychology of low self esteem
Magic Gas


Thanks.

Oh, and here's how we looked:


You can't see it, but I'm wearing the last croptop of the year of our lord two thousand and nine.

A brief recap in photos: Part 2

The Costume:



The making


The mess


The aftermath

(This is the only photo I have as a raccoon. The panda was better documented. Likewise, while it is possible to find Bianca's kangaroo in the annals of facebook, her kitty lives on only in our collective memories, which are hazy at best.)

My Spirit, Animal Style

Halloween. It's upon us. What will I be? In staying with my theme of woodland creatures, I was thinking something like this:

or this:

or even this:


Then I stumbled upon this website, www.northfur.ca/ which may as well be called somepeopletakethingstoofar.com. Not to be confused with girlswithflattops.com which is not really a website, but should be. Anyway, here's some of the horror:

What is this????




Why is it that costumes that are meant to look like fun friendly animals end up looking so much scarier than scary costumes? I'd rather end up in an abandoned elevator shaft with Chucky, Jason, Mrs. Gorf, and an army of rapists in that ghost mask from Scream than this guy and his blatant disregard for all things cute:


Gross.

Art Show Darling

That's what I wanna be when I grow up. Not an astronaut, ballerina, or elephant like I said before.



See you there?

A great week to not be here.

The title is sarcasm. I'm excited as the next Gibson to attend my grandpa's 80th/fam re-u in Yuma, but shiiiiiit. Seems like fun stuff is happening here. Here's what I would be doing if I weren't a glamour-loving glamourbot:



Origami Vinyl to Open in Echo Park, CA
Opening April 3, 2009
(Boys, beards, records, people, stuff, things.)



Kid Sister at the Echo?
(That's tonight. I could go, but I don't wanna pay. Also, I don't really know if I'm into her that much though I bet it will turn into a great dance party...)


Um, everything on this list, with the possible exception of the things at either of the Standards. Something about shitting and sleeping?

http://losangeles.metromix.com/events/article/l-a-art-weekend/1066032/content

Seriously, go do all these things and think of me.

A good reason to skip work...

Todd Schorr's The World We Live In
Saturday, March 28, 8 - 11 p.m.
Merry Karnowsky Gallery
170 South La Brea Avenue

Someone call in a bomb threat to my work. Jaaaay kaaaaay, Amy.

Earth Hour Foreplay

If this doesn't get you hot, um, let's go have some pho?

Ugly Xmas Sweaters

The idea isn't so novel anymore, I know, but damn if the punch ain't strong. Or at least I hope. Hope to see your pretty faces tonight.

Sincere apologies...

...to the owner of the Veuve. We stole it, drank it, and today, I pay. I need Jesus.