Juxta Hoez

These are the two pairs of shoes I want most rightthissecond. They are not very similar.

Get all tribal on it.

Just last night, I said to a friend that once or twice a year there will be a day or week in which ex-lovers, ex-boyfriends, ex-whatevers of mine will reach out to me. They come out of the woodwork to say hi or say they're sorry or to promote some new project they're working on. I must have been feeling clairvoyant from the bubbly because today is that day. One phone call and two texts. The texts were within 2 minutes of each other. Three old flames in one hot ass day. Lucky me.

Now, I don't believe in much, so I won't call it fate, but can you explain that this is all happening in the same week as the DVD release of the world's latest (and sexiest?) Christmas Carol remake?

Double lucky me.

Hooker with an eye for gold...

Ms. Bobby Gentry. Is or is not her dancing the most awkwardamazingness you ever saw?

And incase you grew up in a rural area in the 80's, too, Ms. Reba McEntire's own take on the most fantastic ode to the justification of prostitution the world has ever known.

It's like what would happen if you mixed an MJ mini-movie and Glamourshots. Which is to say I love it.

I need a new hairstyle.

Any suggestions? I was thinking this:

The best ever.

I love this song, this video, this make-believe world.

(La Bionda-- I wanna be your lover)

A slice of treatsa pizza

I for real met this chick the other night. Isn't she amazing?

I've said it before...

..but if Matt Furie wants babies, I'll give him triplets.

I just hope he won't eat them.

Make Way for a New Hero

JeanYves Lemoigne-- photographer.

Jordie and I used to walk here on our lunch breaks.  I never saw a homeless unicorn, though.

P.S.  Thanks, Kanye.