Flock together

I cannot pull the trigger on which cheap, plastic, cheesy pink flamingo lawn ornaments to buy.

This:




Or perhaps:



Maybe just more of the same:




Thoughts?


P.S. I want a ceramic flamingo lamp. If you see one, please do the right thing.

It is time

The time has come my little ones to talk of many things.
Of BigMacs and wine,
Of two days off,
Of cabbages and kings.


But for real, I needed this. That's a preemptive thank you to the universe for allowing my upcoming mini roadtrip to be many wonderfuls.

It's like he knows me

T Pain is the new R Kelly.