For Ashery

Automated Bathrooms

Here's my beef:

1. What if I want to choose my own temp for the water when I wash my hands?
2. What if I wasn't ready to flush? What if I dropped something in the toilet, like a locket, a dollar or worse, a Muppet Babies figurine?
3. Where's the humanity?

Art Show Darling

That's what I wanna be when I grow up. Not an astronaut, ballerina, or elephant like I said before.



See you there?

Alyssa Monks

Man oh man. Check out these rad paintings. Homegirl says photorealism isn't her thing, but tell that to her paintings.

http://alyssamonks.com/2006.html

(PS Her website wouldn't let me steal to post here, so you'll have to click the link. It's worth it, I assure you.)

Help!

I need a break. I need a housekeeper. I need coffee and a snack and a vacation and someone to do my homework.

And wallpaper.

I'm perusing right now. My room WILL be two lovely shades of peach. Which of these wallpapers should I choose?

Flowers?


Gold Foil?


Pretty birdies?


Sexy naked lady?


Or my personal fav-- foil roosters?!


What say you??

If I were stalking me...

...I'd go here.

(Edit: Shiiit. Click it and you can see the whole thing. Turns out I can't compute for beans.)

The best ever.

I love this song, this video, this make-believe world.

(La Bionda-- I wanna be your lover)

A great week to not be here.

The title is sarcasm. I'm excited as the next Gibson to attend my grandpa's 80th/fam re-u in Yuma, but shiiiiiit. Seems like fun stuff is happening here. Here's what I would be doing if I weren't a glamour-loving glamourbot:



Origami Vinyl to Open in Echo Park, CA
Opening April 3, 2009
(Boys, beards, records, people, stuff, things.)



Kid Sister at the Echo?
(That's tonight. I could go, but I don't wanna pay. Also, I don't really know if I'm into her that much though I bet it will turn into a great dance party...)


Um, everything on this list, with the possible exception of the things at either of the Standards. Something about shitting and sleeping?

http://losangeles.metromix.com/events/article/l-a-art-weekend/1066032/content

Seriously, go do all these things and think of me.