*The race card
*The woman card
Cards I will pull when accosted by homeless men, my bosses, the teachers at my kid's school:
*The single mother card.
A real-life conversation:
"My car broke down. Can you spare a couple dollars so I can get some gas?"
"Sorry man."
"Really? You don't have any change?"
"Fuck, dude. I'm a single mom. I just bought Burger King with a credit card. Leave me be, please."
