there are just so many things to talk about

a small list:
*people, mostly the way that they are trippy
*masturbating and crying simultaneously
*motherfucking chatroulette, which is helping me find stoner friends at 4AM from all corners of the world. Tonight a kid from New Zealand said "Well shit. A pretty girl who wants to do bongs? This makes up for all the dicks." If you have ever been on chatroulette, you know what that means.
*i'm a huge pervert.
*where the fuck is Cyprus?