Sometimes I get bummed when I realize that there's no chance I can run into Weezy at the club.

things

Things that are frustrating:
*paying rent
*fauxhawks
*adults who like Twilight
*losing my checkbook
*abstinence
*poverty

An idea for an ipad slogan:
THE FUTURE IS HERE
(I'm still bored)

I just like this

It's alive! I don't remember now who makes it, which is rude, I know.

C sent me this

It's us if we were each one half less black.

AA

Why does American Apparel always get it pretty right?




Fuck you and fuck Urban and fuck me for wanting this shit and fuck the world for making me and everyone I know think we need things to be happy.

I want this swimsuit please

Only I'd wear it to grocery shop.

Eamo

oh god yes please thanks

Brusse

It is time

The time has come my little ones to talk of many things.
Of BigMacs and wine,
Of two days off,
Of cabbages and kings.


But for real, I needed this. That's a preemptive thank you to the universe for allowing my upcoming mini roadtrip to be many wonderfuls.

It's starting to feel like summer. On the horizon:
*A roadtrip to Nashville?
*A weekend in SF
*Vegas (but in a good way)
*A chip and dip party
*A sexy yard sale


Come get your's.

Roadtrip playlist:*
1. Ain't No Fun-- Snoop Dogg
2. The Oogum Boogum Song**
3. Maybelline--Chuck Berry***
4. So Insane--Discovery
5. Sherry Baby-- Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
6. My Boo--Ghost Town DJs
7. Ego--Beyonce****
8. Come On, Petunia--The Blow
9. Can't Tell Me Nothin--Kanyeezy*****
10. U Don't Have 2 Call--Usher
11. Lil Bit-- Lykke Li
12. Hang On Sloopy******
13. Love Is Blind--Amy Winehouse*******
14. Soul to Squeeze-- Red Hot Chilli Peppers********

*Don't hate.
**Apologies. Can't remember now who sings this ish.
***Perfect for alluding the highway patrol.
****Don't hate.
*****Don't hate.
******Again. Can't remember.
*******The best ode to infidelity I can think of/drink to/drive to/sing to.
*********I know. How lame, right? Fuck off. I do what I want.

One hour down. 5.5 to go.

Cowabunga, Rancho Cucamunga. Big shout out to Ray who rang me up at your local Trader Joe's and was so kind as to offer to escort me to Vegas. He was even willing to drive. I'll just take the Peppermint Joe's Ohs, but thanks kindly nonetheless.