Sun

This is brunch. Savi went as Mario. I went as the anxiety plagued single mother who dresses like a recently homeless sailor.

Sat

This is the 'will I or won't I go out on a saturday night; guess I'll stay in and hang out with Chuck and watch movies until I get to the tipsy-text point' crop-top, or the WIOWIGOOASNGISIAHOCAWMUIGTTTTPCT for short. I have had this shirt since I was in 4th grade, I believe. I was the head dwarf. I think when I was nine I thought my life at 26 would be less about silly self-dares related to crop tops and more about real estate. I won't be too hard on myself, though. All nine year olds are stupid.

Fri

Let's see. Went to work, it was lame but I made the best of it. Went to Shortbags to see Jenny and Ardy and cohorts. Got good and woozy for zero dollars and zero cents. I like it when my friends are working.